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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Funny & True Story: Repost from Ebay

Funny & True Story: (saenzmom)
Posted Apr-01-08 11:05:05 PDT
I just love my "little man" to pieces. Yesterday after dropping off Saenz-the-Significant at school we came home to see our flock of Naked Neck chickens running about our property. Since is was going to be almost a million degrees, I started to herd them back into their coop. (Later found out hubby admitted to not latching the door.)
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Well they take off and scatter like roaches in the light. As I was getting my morning workout. I hear this whiney pealish scream. Seems two of the hens and the rooster has taken a liking to Zephyr and he was blasing a trial to the back porch. I gave up my chicken round up, to go tend to Zeffie.
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He was upset and started calling the birds, "Flying Dinosaurs, coming to eat him." Poor Little Man, even at 38 inches tall a Naked Neck rooster does look like a dinosaur.
Needless to say, the birds got to "free-range" most of the early afternoon instead of late afternoon.
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rebel5619 ( 230) View seller's items View Blog
rofl
Apr-01-08 11:07:53 PDT Delete Report this comment

whiteshastadaisy ( 1919) View seller's items View Blog
LOL That's a good description!
Apr-01-08 11:12:54 PDT Delete Report this comment

saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
It was funny but not for him. He did not even go out to help dad with watering last night. TRAUMA
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whiteshastadaisy ( 1919) View seller's items View Blog
Awww,poor little guy.
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bunny*witch*hollow ( 269) View seller's items View Blog
awww poor fella! my oldest is 21, he was frightened by an afghan hound when he was little, he's still frightened of them AND he's a solider now! i hope saenz takes it more in stride than mine did :)
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crouchingprairiedog ( 41) View seller's items View Blog
OMGosh! lololol Brings back memories of when I used to babysit my god-son... I would take him to feed the geese and tell him 'Do not chase the geese. They will chase you back.' And sure enough, he could not resist, and would come screaming and bawling back to me every time with about 20 pissed off geese hot on his tail....lolol
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
I just thought was funny him calling the "flying dinosaurs" like pteradacdyls (sp)
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mario6758 ( 65) View seller's items View Blog
well the raptor is a ancestor of the chicken so he was technically right
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
CPD, My aunt had this HUGE FRICKEN FRIGHTENING TURKEY BEAST that would chase visitors as soon as they stepped out of their cars. Kids literally had to run for their lives to make it to the safety of her house.
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
True Mario, their leg bones are assemble in the same way--kinda backwards from mamels. (sp)
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crouchingprairiedog ( 41) View seller's items View Blog
I will never forget the look on his face. He always looked terrified like it was the first time, no matter how many times he did it....:0)
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annamenter ( 2559) View seller's items View Blog
Poor child. I will contact the child protective services! (lol)
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