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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

DUMB GOAT; repost from Ebay

I figured out why my Not Bright Goat, OBAMA
Posted Jul-28-08 09:39:07 PDT
Keeps getting stuck in the fence. Mind you Hilliary only took once to learn her lesson. OBAMA on the other hand, up to three times a day he needs rescuing. I have come to the conclusion he suffers from:
DSB
Also known as Deadly Sperm Buildup since he has not YA KNOW with Hilliary.
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nanasclothingandmore ( 583) View seller's items View Blog
lol
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rebel5619 ( 230) View seller's items View Blog
rofl perhaps some nudging on your part?
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stuffromthekloset ( 1353) View seller's items View Blog
hey momma!
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
Ya go nudge the goat to do the Mrs, Mal LOL!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Hey Nana! Rebel, it takes two; one to pull his tail the other to unhook his horns.
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
Duct tape him to the Mrs instead of on his horns!
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rebel5619 ( 230) View seller's items View Blog
roflmao I wanna see ya get that to work dang I could get rich with a pic of that eh? split the cost with ya roflmao
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prince_of_the_shadows ( 468) View seller's items View Blog
smells like trouble to me.......
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
I told her to roast the dang goat, but she wont listen.
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Hey Ladies, Neighbor boy came over and helped me push him out!
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rebel5619 ( 230) View seller's items View Blog
sounds like a plan to me never shoot I even got the fire going here
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
wtf?? DSB?? Must be the "PRECIOUS" goat you keep trying to send ME!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
ROFL DUCK TAPE him to HILLIARY! HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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prince_of_the_shadows ( 468) View seller's items View Blog
to much testosterone... need to run it out before cooking...
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
How did you know FL? He wants to hook up with Frosting Dawg!
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
Rebel, I told her I'd shoot him for her, but noooooooooooooooooooo.
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
DSB? Poor goat! Have you tried Draino?
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
hands PRINCE a provolone ^ proscuttto on rye.
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
DRAIN on what his HORNS? ROFL Hey did you know, the horns is how animals help heat regulate their bodies?
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
My Frosting Dawg + your DSB goat??? I cringe at the thought of that combo!
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
<----- cuts them off anyways as well as calves
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Hee Heee, why is that FL? Snarkie will probably officate at the inspermation.
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
NBNB, I bet your bovines and such have much shady trees and such. Texas in this area is scrub; thus little shade.
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
I knew that about their horns! That's where they hide their OFF/ON temp controls! DUH!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
going to bottle up some OBAMA MUSK just for FL!
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
Is Snarkie a priest, too??
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neverbrandedneverbroke ( 983) View seller's items View Blog
So give the little bahstahd a tree to shade under! I know you have trees!
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the_barefoot_cajun ( 379) View seller's items View Blog
did I hear goat?? LOL
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
Didn't Snarkie have a chapel gig in Vegas at one time? I heard she hooked up Britney & that kid Brit married for a day or two!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Snarkie is a barnyard hoooo dooo vooo dooo wonder, FL! He has a tree but still is dumb as a box of salt. LOL Lookie at cajun!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Nods and Winks at FL!
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faerylure ( 1595) View seller's items View Blog
And ELVIS! Snarkie can't stop talking about hanging out w/ ELVIS in VEGAS!
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saenzmom ( 537) View seller's items View Blog
Snarkie is a sly one!
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