This Just Cracks Me Up, Thanks Rockonbyaudi

"ONLY IN TEXAS (by mirleyt3196409s link)

A seagull in Galveston , TX has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighbourhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds..

The seagull's shoplifting started early last summer when he first swooped into the store in Galveston , and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny.

However, the Manager did say, "This is Texas , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack of beer to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.""

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What makes me laugh about this?  Each night after all the stories on homocides and such; there is a blurb or two about beer theft.  Seems Texas has more than its fair share of thieving idiots; who fail to realize they are almost always caught on video tape.

Plus gulls have a way with becoming unafraid of people, we found that out our last beach vacation to Rock Port.  The brazen hussies would chase anyone with what they thought was food.  Poor fishermen, LOL!

Like they said, only in Texas.............