ITS ONE OF MY PET PEEVES.
The last few times I have had to use the toilet while out of the house. There is usually someone TALKING while sitting the throne. YES, actually talking on a cell phone in a public restroom. I guess I have performance anxiety but, I just don't want to pee or poo --- with a cell phone next door. Soooooooooooo,
In order to fight this public invasion of restroom ettiquette. I have decided the next time I use a public restroom and the next door occupant is on her cell. l begin moaning and groaning with the verbal addage, IT'S THE BIG ONE, ELIZABETH!
ENJOY THE SCENE FROM DUMB and DUMBER! LOL they won't know what hits them.